ZERO EMPLOYEES • INFINITE AUTOMATION

Stop Feeding
The Dinosaur

CRM is dead. Long live the Agent.

The world's first autonomous CRM. No forms. No implementation. No humans.
Just AI agents that work while you sleep.

Imports Salesforce data in under 60 seconds • No credit card required

Why You Are Here

You are not frustrated with your team. You are frustrated with software built when people were renting DVDs at Blockbuster.

6 Months to Launch

While your competitor ships in 60 seconds. Implementation is theft of your time.

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$200/hr Consultants

To fix problems that should not exist. ProductFarce fixes itself.

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50-Field Forms

Data entry hell. Our AI agents ingest data automatically.

The Farce vs The Dinosaur

Feature
Salesforce
ProductFarce
Setup Time
6 months + Consultants
60 seconds + AI Import
Interface
1990s Tabs & Forms
Generative / Conversational
Data Entry
Manual input hell
Autonomous scraping
Maintenance
Admin required ($120k/yr)
Self-healing code (Free)
Support
Ticket queue purgatory
AI fixes bugs instantly
Headcount
70,000+
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The ProductFarce Commandments

A CRM is not a tool you use. It is an agent that works for you.

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No Forms

If a human has to fill out 50 fields, we failed. Data is ingested, not typed.

No Implementation

Onboarding takes 60 seconds, not 6 months. Login with Salesforce and we will move your furniture.

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No Sales Reps

The product sells itself. We do not have a sales team to upsell you addons you do not need.

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No Ticket Queues

Support is instant. The LLM that wrote the code fixes the bugs. In production. Right now.

The Vampire Attack

We make leaving Salesforce effortless. One click. One minute. One less dinosaur.

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The Exodus Button

Login with Salesforce OAuth. Our AI sucks out all your data, cleans the mess their consultants left behind, rebuilds your business logic automatically, and generates your cancellation letter.

Pricing That Is Not a Farce

No per-seat robbery. No hidden fees. No contact sales BS.

$499
/month per company
Unlimited seats
Unlimited AI agents
Unlimited data
Self-healing infrastructure
Zero humans to upsell you

No credit card. No sales call. No bullshit.

Stop Debugging.
Start Automating.

Join the revolution. Zero employees. Infinite automation.